Hey son, oh sorry, right, step-son. Look, I need a favor. I need $500 cash and you can’t tell your step-dad about it! I know you work hard for your money but I’m going to make it worth your while so how about a little quid pro quo? You do me a favor and I’ll do you a favor, starting with showing you my big ******* that I know you want to see. Then I’ll suck that big **** of yours and then let you bend me over, **** me, and shoot that big *** load all over my big ****. Fair?