After getting up this morning hubby started playing with my big **** and rubbing my *****. What the ****? This isn't his birthday! Who does he think he is? Oh, ****, that's right. Last night at my office party he caught me ******* Bob from accounting and to get out of it I agreed to **** him whenever he wanted! What have I done!? Well, I guess it's time to give up some morning head and *****.